Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.