Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.