Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

All the best people are crazy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.