Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.