Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends are our chosen family.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.