Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

All the best people are crazy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.