Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Our craziness made us best friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.