Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।