Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.