Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।