Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.