Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!