Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.