Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.