Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

All the best people are crazy.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.