Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.