Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

All the best people are crazy.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।