Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.