Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.