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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।