Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.