Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।