Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।