Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

All the best people are crazy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.