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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.