Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!