Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

All the best people are crazy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.