Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.