Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.