Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.