Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.