Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends are our chosen family.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.