Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.