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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.