Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.