Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

All the best people are crazy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.