Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।