Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.