Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.