Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.