Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.