Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.