Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.