Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.