Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.