Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is the key to everything