Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.