Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!