Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.