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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.